The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, ‘What am I doing’
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Inspirational Sayings

Warren Franks and Beans Franks and Beans
~Author : There’s Something About Mary Nice Quotes

I’d rather work with someone who’s good at their job but doesn’t like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny.
~Author : Sam Donaldson Great Sayings

Sometimes when I consider what tremendous consequences come from little things – I am tempted to think there are no little things.
~Author : Bruce Barton Meaningful Sayings

Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of the organized life.
~Author : H G Wells Popular Sayings

Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.
~Author : H L Mencken Wise Quotes

Genius is a promontory jutting out of the infinite.
~Author : Victor Hugo Witty Sayings

My words fly up, my thoughts remain below Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
~Author : William Shakespeare Motivational Sayings

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
~Author : David H Comins Famous Quotes

Any great work of art . . . revives and readapts time and space, and the measure of its success is the extent to which it makes you an inhabitant of that world — the extent to which it invites you in and lets you breathe its strange, special air.
~Author : Leonard Bernstein Inspirational Sayings

A poet’s autobiography is his poetry. Anything else can be only a footnote.
~Author : Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko Nice Quotes

Noble souls, through dust and heat, rise from disaster and defeat the stronger.
~Author : John Bay Inspirational Sayings

We have art so that we shall not die of reality.
~Author : Nietzsche Nice Quotes

The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money.
~Author : Anon Great Sayings

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
~Author : Mark Twain Meaningful Sayings

The meanest, most contemptible kind of praise is that which first speaks well of a man, and then qualifies it with a “but”.
~Author : Henry Ward Beecher Popular Sayings

Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the face of this earth.
~Author : Albert Einstein Wise Quotes

Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise.
~Author : Welsh Proverb Witty Sayings

God made Truth with many doors to welcome every believer who knocks on them.
~Author : Kahlil Gibran Motivational Sayings

…it was always said of him Scrooge that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us
~Author : Charles Dickens Famous Quotes

This above all to thine own self be true.
~Author : William Shakespeare Inspirational Sayings

Good executives never put off until tomorrow what they can get someone else to do today.
~Author : John C Maxwell Nice Quotes

Everything in your world is created by what you think.
~Author : Oprah Winfrey Inspirational Sayings

Remind me to write an article on the compulsive reading of news. The theme will be that most neuroses can be traced to the unhealthy habit of wallowing in the troubles of five billion strangers.
~Author : Robert A Heinlein Nice Quotes

I came to realize that life lived to help others is the only one that matters and that it is my duty…This is my highest and best use as a human.
~Author : Ben Stein E Online 122003 Great Sayings

For me it is sufficient to have a corner by my hearth, a book and a friend, and a nap undisturbed by creditors or grief.
~Author : Fernandez de Andrada Meaningful Sayings

Getting caught is the mother of invention.
~Author : Robert Byrne Popular Sayings

To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.
~Author : William Wordsworth Ode Intimations of Immortality from Recollections of Early Childhood 1803 Wise Quotes

It is your attitude at the beginning of a task that determines success or failure.
~Author : Corrine Dewlow Witty Sayings

If winter is slumber and spring is birth, and summer is life, then autumn rounds out to be reflection. It’s a time of year when the leaves are down and the harvest is in and the perennials are gone. Mother Earth just closed up the drapes on another year and it’s time to reflect on what’s come before.
~Author : Mitchell Burgess Motivational Sayings

Go, lovely rose!
Tell her that wastes her time and me
That now she knows,
When I resemble her to thee,
How sweet and fair she seems to be.
~Author : Edmund Waller Go Lovely Rose stanza 1 Famous Quotes

Whoever desires to found a state and give it laws, must start with assuming that all men are bad and ever ready to display their vicious nature, whenever they may find occasion for it.
~Author : Niccolo Machiavelli Discourse upon the First Ten Books of Livy Inspirational Sayings

For what were all these country patriots born To hunt, and vote, and raise the price of corn
~Author : George Gordon Byron Nice Quotes

As great scientists have said and as all children know, it is above all by the imagination that we achieve perception, and compassion, and hope.
~Author : Ursula K LeGuin Inspirational Sayings

I thought using the Ayatollah’s money to support the Nicaraguan resistance … was a neat idea.
~Author : Oliver L North Nice Quotes

Jean Grey Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, they don’t bring him home… they marry the good guy.
~Author : X2 XMen United Great Sayings

The primary purpose of education is not to teach you to earn your bread, but to make every mouthful sweeter.
~Author : James R Angell Meaningful Sayings

It is possible to fail in many ways…while to succeed is possible only in one way.
~Author : Aristotle Popular Sayings

The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
~Author : Lucius Annaeus Seneca Wise Quotes

We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.
~Author : Tom Stoppard Witty Sayings

ARCHITECTURE, n The art of how to waste space.
~Author : Philip Johnson Motivational Sayings

More important than winning the election, is governing the nation. That is the test of a political party — the acid, final test.
~Author : Adlai Ewing Stevenson Famous Quotes

Some things arrive on their own mysterious hour, on their own terms and not yours, to be seized or relinquished forever.
~Author : Gail Inspirational Sayings

Each present joy or sorrow seems the chief.
~Author : William Shakespeare Nice Quotes

The thought of being president frightens me. I do not think I want the job.
~Author : Ronald Reagan interesting sayings

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
~Author : Thomas Alva Edison life Quotes

History suggests that Capitalism is a necessary condition for political freedom.
~Author : Milton Friedman Great Sayings

There is a noble manner of being poor and who does not know it will never be rich.
~Author : Seneca Meaningful Sayings

So many men so many questions.
(Quot Homines Tot Sententiae)
~Author : Terence Wise Quotes

A person who can acquire no property, can have no other interest but to eat as much, and to labour as little as possible. Whatever work he does beyond what is sufficient to purchase his own maintenance can be squeezed out of him by violence only, and not by any interest of his own.
~Author : Adam Smith Motivational Sayings

Do more than you’re supposed to do and you can have or be or do anything you want.
~Author : Bill Sands Famous Quotes

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
~Author : Socrates In 1911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said ed Robert Byrne 1988 Inspirational Sayings

He is a benefactor of mankind who contracts the great rules of life into short sentences, that may be easily impressed on the memory, and so recur habitually to the mind.
~Author : Samuel Johnson Inspirational Sayings

I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it becomes to replace them. It’s one of the curses of London.
~Author : Edward Morgan Forster Nice Quotes

I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chose?though not always what I pleased.
~Author : Lois McMaster Bujold Memory 1996 Great Sayings

The Lord’s Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.
~Author : David McIntosh Meaningful Sayings

It is not growing like a tree
in bulk doth make man better be;
Or standing long an oak, three hundred year,
To fall a log at last, dry, bald, and sere,
A lily of a day
is fairer in May
Although it fall and die that night,
It was the plant of flower and light,
In small proportions we just beauties see;
And in short measures, life may perfect be.
~Author : Benjamin Johnson Wise Quotes

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
~Author : Bruce Barton Motivational Sayings

Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ain’t love at all.
~Author : Toni Morrison Famous Quotes

Three things in human life are important the first is to be kind the second is to be kind and the third is to be kind.
~Author : Henry James Inspirational Sayings

To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it’s about, but the music the words make.
~Author : Truman Capote Inspirational Sayings

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
~Author : Thomas H Huxley Nice Quotes

All my life, affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.
~Author : George Bernard Shaw Great Sayings

Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can?t be taken on its own merits.
~Author : Dan Barker Losing Faith in Faith 1992 Meaningful Sayings

Prejudice squints when it looks, and lies when it talks.
~Author : Duchess de Abrantes Wise Quotes

Propaganda does not deceive people; it merely helps them to deceive themselves.
~Author : Eric Hoffer Motivational Sayings

Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three. He cannot control his eye, ear or nose, but he can his mouth, hand and foot.
~Author : Leone Levi Famous Quotes

Merrily, merrily shall I live now,
Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
~Author : William Shakespeare The Tempest Act 5 scene 1 Inspirational Sayings

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
~Author : Thomas Jefferson Inspirational Sayings

He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
~Author : Plato The Republic Nice Quotes

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
~Author : Mel Brooks Great Sayings

A book holds a house of gold.
~Author : Chinese Proverb Meaningful Sayings

Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
(Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity.)
~Author : William Occam Wise Quotes

It’s better to be known by six people for something you’re proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you’re not.
~Author : Albert Brooks Motivational Sayings

I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye pokings to fellow Vikings and lady Vikings.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Famous Quotes

Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn’t have to experience it.
~Author : Max Frisch Inspirational Sayings

I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
~Author : Dwight D Eisenhower Inspirational Sayings

The mind has a thousand eyes.
And the heart but one;
Yet the life of a whole life dies
When love is done.
~Author : Francis William Bourdillon Nice Quotes

Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him for putting roses among thorns.
~Author : Anonymous Great Sayings

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
~Author : e e cummings Meaningful Sayings

All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.
~Author : Lyndon B Johnson Wise Quotes

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.
~Author : Ellen DeGeneres Motivational Sayings

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
~Author : Socrates Famous Quotes

If there is no gardener there is no garden.
~Author : Stephen R Covey First things First Inspirational Sayings

In Britain, the segregated world of public schools crops up in all kinds of institutions A boy can pass from Eton to the Guards to the Middle Temple to Parliament and still retain the same male world of leather armchairs, teak tables and nicknames. They need never deal closely with other kinds of people, and some never do.
~Author : Anthony Sampson Inspirational Sayings

A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor.
~Author : Victor Hugo Nice Quotes

To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act.
~Author : Anatole France Great Sayings

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
~Author : Sir Winston Churchill Meaningful Sayings

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.
~Author : Francois de La Rochefoucauld Wise Quotes

Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
~Author : Friedrich Nietzsche Motivational Sayings

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are.
~Author : Anna Quindlen Famous Quotes

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong.
~Author : Mo Udall Inspirational Sayings