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swapquot — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:52:08 +0000

Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretense of saving or improving X, A is a scoundrel.
~Author : Henry Louis Mencken Famous Quotes

The road to a friend’s house is never long.
~Author : Danish proverb Inspirational Sayings

For ’tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard…
~Author : William Shakespeare Nice Quotes

When you learn, teach. When you get, give.
~Author : Maya Angelou Great Sayings

There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening, that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all time, this expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and will be lost.
~Author : Martha Graham Meaningful Sayings

With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
~Author : James Grover Thurber Popular Sayings

Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.
~Author : Antisthenes Wise Quotes

The character of a man is known from his conversations.
~Author : Menander Witty Sayings

Do one thing every day that scares you.
~Author : Eleanor Roosevelt Motivational Sayings

Spring is a true reconstructionist.
~Author : Henry Timrod Famous Quotes

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
~Author : George E Woodberry Inspirational Sayings

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal.
~Author : Napolean Hill Nice Quotes

meaningful one liners

swapquot — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:53:37 +0000

If success attend me, grant me humility; If failure, resignation to Thy will.
Wisdom Popular Sayings And Famous meaningful one liners
The longer you wait, the better the date.
If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.
Memorable Love Phrases And Coll Wisdom Quotation
Examine what is said, not who speaks.
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Events are less important than our response to them.
First things first! But not necessarily in that order.
Funny thing about humility. Just when you think you’ve got it, you’ve lost it.
Long Love Quotations And Cute Daily Saying
Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.
Anyone can make a mountain out of a molehill by throwing on more dirt.
Best friends don’t ask you: Is something wrong?\”Best friends ask you: \”Whats wrong?\”.”
Butcher’s window: Let me meat your needs.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
If you can’t be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.
It is always the ones who talk loudest who do the least.
Jesus did not come to make God’s love possible, but to make God’s love visible.
Love is the only fire hot enough to melt the iron obstinacy of a creature’s will.
Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines.
One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
Quotable Inspirational Proverbs And Good Memorable Phrase

Wisdom Sayings And Inspirational Phrase

swapquot — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 07:23:22 +0000

Charity looks at the need and not at the cause Cool Saying
In necessary things, unity; in doubtful things, liberty; in all things, charity Cool Quotes
Charm: the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves Nice Quotes
If you don’t quit, and don’t cheat, and don’t run home when trouble arrives, you can only win
A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children
He that will not when he may, When he will he shall have nay
Between two evils, choose neither; between two goods, choose both
His love at once and dread instruct our thought; As man He suffer’d and as God He taught
The Lord gets his best soldiers out of the highlands of affliction
The knowledge of God is very far from the love of Him
I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man I have ever met
It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind
Resolved, never to do anything which I should be afraid to do if it were the last hour of my life
Accidental and fortuitous concourse of atoms
The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo
All will come out in the washing. [Sp., Todo saldra en al colada.] God loveth the clean
You must have long range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short range failures
The cheapest gift I have to give is kindness, and it is the best
They are happiest who have power to gather wisdom from a flower
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right Romantic Saying

Sydney Harris Famous Quotes

swapquot — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:24:34 +0000

As long as there are human beings, there will be the idea of brotherhood — and an almost total inability to practice it.
~Author : Sydney Harris Famous Quotes

Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS…
~Author : Anon Inspirational Sayings

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
~Author : Henry David Thoreau Walden Nice Quotes

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
~Author : Juan Ramon Jiminez Great Sayings

I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do it American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
~Author : Edgar Watson Howe Meaningful Sayings

It often requires more courage to dare to do right than to fear to do wrong.
~Author : Abraham Lincoln Popular Sayings

May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand.
~Author : Irish Blessing Wise Quotes

When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won’t come up with a handful of mud either.
~Author : Leo Burnett Witty Sayings

The only way round is through.
~Author : Robert Frost Motivational Sayings

Charity is injurious unless it helps the recipient to become independent of it.
~Author : John Davidson Rockefeller Sr Famous Quotes

If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.
~Author : Anna Quindlen Inspirational Sayings

I didn’t really say everything I said.
~Author : Yogi Berra Nice Quotes

amazing inspiring sayings

swapquot — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 08:30:54 +0000

Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining the separateness and integrity of one’s own self.
~Author : amazing inspiring sayings

If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
~Author : Francis Bacon amazing Sayings

Nearly all legislation involves a weighing of public needs as against private desires; and likewise a weighing of relative social values.
~Author : Louis D Brandeis inspiring Quotes

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
~Author : Abraham Lincoln Great Sayings

The chimerical pursuit of perfection is always linked to some important deficiency, frequently the inability to love.
~Author : Bernard Grasset Meaningful Sayings

Man only of all earthly creatures, asks, Can the dead die forever – and the instinct that urges the question is God’s answer to man, for no instinct is given in vain.
~Author : Edward George Earle Lytton BulwerLytton Wise Quotes

The quality of American life must keep pace with the quantity of American goods. This country cannot afford to be materially rich and spiritually poor.
~Author : John F Kennedy Motivational Sayings

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family.
~Author : Anthony Brandt Famous Quotes

Man is by nature a political animal.
~Author : Aristotle Inspirational Sayings

Ben Sweetland Meaningful Sayings

swapquot — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:53:24 +0000

Success is a journey, not a destination.
~Author : Ben Sweetland Meaningful Sayings
By the end, everybody had a label — pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary … If you had everything but a gun, you were a radical but not a revolutionary.
~Author : Jerry Rubin Famous Quotes

The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its operation.
~Author : George Santayana Inspirational Sayings

The strongest of all warriors are these two — Time and Patience.
~Author : Leo Tolstoy Nice Quotes

You can choose your behavior, the world chooses your consequences.
~Author : Pia Melody Great Sayings

…happiness is the highest good, being a realization and perfect practice of virtue, which some can attain, while others have little or none of it…
~Author : Aristotle Wise Quotes

How many crimes are committed simply because their authors could not endure being wrong.
~Author : Albert Camus Motivational Sayings

There are men who would quickly love each other if once they were speak to each other; for when they spoke they would discover that their souls had only separated by phantoms and delusions.
~Author : Ernest Hello Famous Quotes

Talent hits a target no one else can hit Genius hits a target no one else can see.
~Author : Arthur Schopenhauer Inspirational Sayings

nice wise quotes

swapquot — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:26:05 +0000

The world is moved not only by the mighty shoves of the heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker.
~Author : Hellen Keller Famous Quotes

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.
~Author : St Francis of Assisi Inspirational Sayings

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
~Author : Neil Gaiman Sandman Nice Quotes

Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.
~Author : Thomas H Huxley Great Sayings

Those who love deeply never grow old they may die of old age, but they die young.
~Author : Sir Arthur Wing Pinero Meaningful Sayings

The only lasting trauma is the one we suffer without positive change.
~Author : Dr Wise Quotes

Virtue is praised but hated. People run away from it, for it is ice-cold and in this world you must keep your feet warm.
~Author : Denis Diderot Motivational Sayings

Strange is it not That of the myriads who before us pass’d the Door of darkness through, not one returns to tell us of the Road, which to discover, we must travel to.
~Author : F Scott Famous Quotes

The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the smallest amount of hissing.
~Author : Jean Baptiste Colbert Inspirational Sayings

Nice Inspiring Quotes & Sayings

swapquot — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:18:01 +0000

The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
~Author : William Hutton Famous Quotes

The game is afoot.
~Author : Sir Arther Connan Doyle Sherlock Holmes Inspirational Sayings

The only atheism is the denial of truth.
~Author : Arthur Lynch Nice Quotes

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself
~Author : Sir Richard F Burton Great Sayings

The world isn?t interested in the storms you encountered, but whether or not you brought in the ship.
~Author : Raul Armesto Meaningful Sayings

There are four kinds of Homicide felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
~Author : Ambrose Gwinett Bierce Wise Quotes

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
~Author : B A Billingsly Motivational Sayings

I will demand a commitment to excellence and to victory, and that is what life is all about.
~Author : Vince Lombardi Lombardi Winning is the only thing by Jerry Kramer Famous Quotes

God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the end.
~Author : Harvey Cox Inspirational Sayings

Quentin Crisp Famous Quotes

swapquot — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:41:17 +0000

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone- but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.
~Author : Quentin Crisp Famous Quotes

He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise begin
~Author : Horace Inspirational Sayings

Talent does what it can genius does what it must.
~Author : Unknown Nice Quotes

True genius is always inborn and never cultivated, let alone learned.
~Author : Adolf Hitler Mien Kampf Great Sayings

The best hope is that one of these days the ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away – leaving people with nothing more to stand on than what they have so bloody well stood for up to now.
~Author : Kenneth Patchen Meaningful Sayings

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain — and most fools do.
~Author : Dale Carnegie Wise Quotes

The great virtue of my radicalism lies in the fact that I am perfectly ready, if necessary, to be radical on the conservative side.
~Author : Theodore Roosevelt Motivational Sayings

Take away the miseries and you take away some folks’ reason for living.
~Author : Toni Cade Bambara Famous Quotes

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger.
~Author : Walter Bagehot Inspirational Sayings

Sir John Denham Famous Quotes

swapquot — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 08:56:24 +0000

Tis the most certain sign, the world’s accurst. That the best things corrupted are the worst.
~Author : Sir John Denham Famous Quotes

If you play it safe in life you’ve decided that you don’t want to grow any more.
~Author : Shirley Mount Hufstedler Inspirational Sayings

All a man can betray is his conscience.
~Author : Joseph Conrad Nice Quotes

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
~Author : Kim Hubbard Great Sayings

What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
~Author : Havelock Ellis Meaningful Sayings

One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.
~Author : J R R Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring 1954 chapter 2 Wise Quotes

When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about.
~Author : Albert Einstein The World as I See It Motivational Sayings

Character is the foundation stone upon which one must build to win respect. Just as no worthy building can be erected on a weak foundation, so no lasting reputation worthy of respect can be built on a weak character.
~Author : R C Samsel Famous Quotes

Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising.
~Author : Cyril Connolly Inspirational Sayings